*+A “Dazzling” Comeback?

Part 1 /4:+*

Adagio: I can’t believe those people at the Starswirled Music Festival have asked us to perform. Especially after… that incident!

Sonata: Eh. It wasn’t so bad. Everyone threw free food at us. (Licks lips)

Aria: (Annoyed) Okay, seriously. Can you not think of anything other than food anymore?

Sonata: Uhhh… hmm…

Adagio: Look, can we all just get in the van?! We’ve got a performance schedule to keep.

Sonata: Oh. Sure thing.

Sonata then opens the big side door of their tour van, but it’s not big enough for her huge, doughy belly and bottom.

Sonata: Urrg! Hhhnnnngg! (Pants) Uh, guys? A little help here. This door won’t let me through.

Aria: (angry sigh) You can’t be serious right now! (Walks over and starts pushing hard) One of these days I will go! back in time! and block the entrance! to that taco! dimension. That! way, you will have never! gained! this fat ass! (Stops pushing)

Adagio: Okay, this isn’t going to work.

Aria: Well, how else are we supposed to take Fatty here to the festival?

Sonata: Hey!

Adagio: (Thinking) Hmm… It’s risky, but I have an idea.

A few minutes later, Sonata is laying on her back in a little trailer the others fished out of the garage. Aria has finished tying Sonata’s big belly down with ropes.

Sonata: Aria? I don’t know about this. This isn’t really comfortable.

Aria: Welp, you made yourself this fat, dumbass. Deal with it.