Based on something that Justice42 wrote on DA xd

Aira: Alright, has anyone else figured out what these things are for?

Adagio: Beats me though they sure are fun to squeeze.

Sonata: Maybe if you squeeze them hard enough, they shoot fire or magic or something!

Aria: squeezes Nope that just hurts.

Sonata: Why did you point them at me when you tired that?!

Adagio: Here let me try

Aria: Dont you have your own pair to play with?

Adagio: Yes, but playing with yours is somehow more fun.

Sonata: I got it! Maybe theyre to balance you out cause now you got all that jiggly fat on your backside!

Aria: I dont know why, but I suddenly want to hit you.