Description:
Deputy Mare: "OH spirits of the dead! We HATE you!!"
Butler: DEPUTY, don't insult the deceased!!
Deputy Mare:Why? It's not like they can ACTUALLY hear us---because they're all dead!
Seriously, I already told you all before! We are sent out here to find squatters, NOT hunt ghosts, apparitions, poltergeists, spirits or whatever undead anomalies we might NOT encounter!
Even if there ARE spooky ghosts, a simple whack of the stun baton or a buck from a Tazer will send them flying!