Page 1075 – Six Step Program

Which is worse? Being given no chance, or being given a pretense of a chance with a ton of negative modifiers and rolling above a 30 and still making little impact on the situation?

Twilight Sparkle: You know what? Rainbow Dash is right.

Rainbow Dash: Why do you say that like it’s an abnormal thing…?

Twilight Sparkle: As long as we never give up, we will defeat Discord – and we’ll do it in our own special way!

Rarity: What IS that way, exactly…?

Twilight Sparkle: We enter the maze!!

DM: Alright. Can you give us a marching order as you enter the labyrinth? Who’s in front and who’s bringing up the rear?

Applejack: That sounds like trouble. Any chance the entrance is wide enough that we can all enter at the same time?

DM: Sure. You can all take your first step simultaneously.

Discord GM: Oh! Well THAT simplifies things.

SFX: (SNAP!)

Discord GM: Between each of you, a hedge wall rises out of the ground, separating you.

Rainbow Dash: With no check to avoid it??

Discord GM: I mean, I could pretend to give a chance, but… let’s be real here.

Fluttershy: I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it…!