Page 1040 – Cocoa Precipitation

This scene was a little tricky to get screencaps from due to some of the credits overlaying the initial action.

Yeah, that’s all I got today. Though there’s something to that idea from Pinkie about mixing dangerous circumstances with themed snacks…

Rainbow Dash: So when do we talk about our updated character sheets?

DM: Let’s get through this first. The day began like any other… then gradually, things started to go wrong. It began most obviously in the sky. The clouds started moving in weird directions, heedless of the wind.

Rainbow Dash: How big is this? Just a few clouds? Just Ponyville?

DM: The weather office is reporting problems all over Equestria.

Rainbow Dash: Well I can clear up Ponyville, at least. “Ten seconds flat,” remember?

DM: When you attempt to correct the clouds, you find that they’re pink, and they stick to you… and they taste like cotton candy.

Rainbow Dash: …Excuse me?

Pinkie Pie: Hahahahaha!

DM: When enough of them gather, they start to rain chocolate milk over the whole town.

Pinkie Pie: Heeheeheehee!

Applejack: Uh… That’s probably not good for my crops…

DM: Speaking of which… The strange effects escalate in frequency and severity. All the corn in the fields begin popping into an avalanche of popcorn, covering the fields.

Applejack: Since when do Ah farm corn anyway?!

Pinkie Pie: AAAAHAHAHA!

Twilight Sparkle: Alright, is Pinkie secretly the guest DM again??

Pinkie Pie: I wish! Then I would’ve brought themed snacks to match what’s happening!

DM: Shoot, that would’ve been a great idea, actually.

Rarity: Whoever this prankster is, they have no regard for the consequences.

Applejack: Yeah, seriously.

Rarity: Can you imagine the smell from all the chocolate milk puddles once they’ve sat out and rot? Not to mention the stains on everypony’s clothes. The cleaners will be busy for weeks!

Applejack: Sure, cuz… that’s the priority?

Rarity: Well SOMEONE has to consider the logistics in a crisis!

Applejack: Yer not even bein’ sarcastic, are you?