What in Celestia’s glowing arsehole did you just fucking say about Lyra, you filly-little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Monster Hunting Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Queen Chrysalis, and I have captured over 300 of the most deadly monsters on this fucking planet. I am trained in Zebran martial arts and I’m the top monster-hunter in the entire Equestrian nation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my girl over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of agents across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mule. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in non-unicorn combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of this planet, you breezie shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fart fury all over you and you will suffocate in it. You’re fucking dead, filly.