>“Hold on, it’s focusing… Okay go.”

>“What’s up my faithful followers? Welcome back to my channel. So, right now I’m hanging out with my totally awesome, very special new friend, Anon. Say ‘What’s up?’, Anon.“

“…Hi.“

>“Anon here is like, the coolest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s- How old are you? Look at the camera little dude.“

“N-nine.“

>“Wow! Nine years old. Now Anon comes from a place that’s a long ways away. And he tells me that where he comes from boys aren’t supposed to like ponies. But see, Anon really, REALLY likes ponies. And that makes him just so awesome. He also tells me he really likes candy. Who doesn’t love candy, right? So after dinner we’re gonna give him some really sweet treats to try.”