“Derpyov – Comrades, I have told you about the ruffians and restless youths that are plaguing our wonderful world of communism, and this learning device so that we may avoid more of them in the future. And though we must teach our children about the magic of Communism, we must also warn them about the dangers of these subversive acts. But we must not show these subversives as if they are dangerous, for that is exactly what will embolden them! Instead, we must ridicule them.

Enter… Derpyov. I know, comrades, to equate Kirovs with fools is surely tantamount to subversiveness itself! But hear me out… the mighty Derpyov is a great and powerful force, indeed, but because of this she thinks of herself as above the simple drones working down below. As such, she should always be shown engaging in a foolish, counter-communist activity – and getting embarrassed because of it. I’m sure that it could simply be a background event to not make anything too overt, but it would serve as a lesson to younger viewers to avoid embarrassment in such a way.”