My name is Anon

Not too long ago I was summoned in Equestria by purple horse

‘It was an accident’ she said

She wanted to summon a hero

Not your average dude

Due to the magic instability of the spell’s magic, I was turned into a little filly in the process

Fortunately princess Sunbutt removed the magic and contained it into a magical item

Which freaking look like something that came straight from a show I used to watch as a kid

‘To make it less alien to you’ she said

So we made a deal

She allows me to stay in Equestria as a human

But when I’m needed, I will have to use the magical device and be the hero purple horse wanted

Hero…heh…yeah right.