“Just get your helmet on, hook up to the airline, and you can get down on the bottom again, just like the other suit… minus the larger air cushion. Ugh, I shouldn’t have been wearing it around the woodshop in the first place. Should’ve worn this one instead, at least then I’d have the other one still… stupid dangling air hose. Okay, no, back on topic, helmet, airline, dive in, bottom, relax. Right… where’s my helmet?”

“Gaah…”

Stick your eyeballs back in your head Depth Charge, it’s not like you haven’t seen a girl before. Granted, probably not a girl in a skin-tight shiny diving suit because her usual baggy one developed a minor case of spectacular seam failure due to a stray air hose, but still!