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“Ayy yo, whats the fuck your name lil baby?”
>“W-what? Oh, I’m Chillsea.” The sexy pen-gu-in smiles
“Wanna go get cool in my meat freezer?”
>Due to her “slight” retardation, she said yes.
>You two go home and build snowforts and try to decide who Dirty Dan is.
>She meets your “Pinhead Larry”
>11 months later a chick hatches from your carton of eggs in the fridge
“Fuck.”
