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“Welcome back to Radio K A O S, KAOS in Vanhoover. Our top story today comes out of Hopeville, which is starting to become one of the most well-defended and well-armed little towns in our part of Equestria. Just last night, the Vanhoover Five rolled into town with a cart positively loaded to the brim with an impressive assortment of weaponry, graciously donating a total of four tank-caliber autocannons and twelve machine guns with ammunition for the town to set up as they please. We here at Radio KAOS reached out for comment from the gunsmith, but unfortunately he was unable to be reached – probably busy setting up the new anti-air weapons, heh.

“We did, however, manage to get in contact with a reporter for the Hopeville Newsletter, and in doing so learn the names of three more of the Vanhoover Five – the same three, I might add, that were the ones who restored power to the triage and town just about a week ago. If anypony catches them or their half-track roaming around, send out a thank you to Static Charge, Night Strike, and Crash Dive – those ponies have been working their tails off to make our wasteland just a little better and safer. Ahm, for those still wondering as to who makes up the fifth spot in the five, it seems to be a yet-unnamed Steel Ranger. Do have to say, if I didn’t know better it’d sound like one of those old jokes, two ponies in power armor, a pegasus, an earth pony, and an alicorn walk into town, heh…

“Anyways, the reporter said that they were headed back towards the east, which to me sounds like they’ll be visiting Maple Creek next. If anyone there’s listening, think it’d be a good idea to start figuring out what you’re going to do with a couple big autocannons and machine guns, heh. You’re listening to Radio KAOS, it’s a beautiful Vanhoover day today, and I think it’s time to dip into one of the easier soundtracks we’ve got here. Watch your fire, Hopeville – don’t want to shoot down any Spirits in the Sky, heh. Enjoy.”