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“Oh, come now, Celestia! When one has as much political power and influence such as us, it’s only natural that someone would want to capture us and hold us hostage every now and then. Really, one could almost say it’s one of the duties of being a Princess. Besides, the royal guard always rescues us sooner or later.“

“I still don’t like it, Luna. This always takes up so much time, and I’m already way behind on my royal duties. There’s a whole stack of paperwork I was supposed to do this morning, and…-“

“So what? Someone else will handle it! They’ll understand, really, it’s not like you could help it that you were kidnapped today. Come on, let someone else take responsibility for a few hours!“

“Well… I suppose it’s nice that to not be under constant pressure to make important decisions… as a Princess everyone always counts on me, it’s kind of relaxing to know that I really have no other option than to let someone else be in charge for a few hours… plus the fact that these kidnappings never succeed is also a factor…“

“There you go, sister! Now you’re getting into it. Come on, just relax and be a damsel in distress for a few hours.”

P.P.B.B.B = Princess-Pony Bondage-Butt Bump