Based on a scene in :LokosFermincho’s story “Just another day for the Hooves family” http://www.fimfiction.net/story/228799/just-another-day-for-the-hooves-family which, after reading, I just had to do something with.

While the two guests made their way towards the living room, Bon Bon started looking around for Lyra. She looked in their bedroom, in the bathroom, all of the upper floor and through the windows but she couldnt find them. Anger rising, she decided to look for them in the basement. Reaching the stairs she could hear both of their voices. Werent they playing hide and seek? she thought and when she went down a couple of steps she saw them, waving two old broomsticks like swords.

Youll never defeat me foolish knight Sir Dinkylot Lyra said in a low raspy voice This kingdom will be mine! Ill be the new king and all of your people will have to bow before me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Not if I can do something about it, you evil sorcerer Dinky said doing her best to sound like a stallion.

Bon Bon just stared at the two of them like she was in some kind of trance, a smile growing inch by inch on her face as the furious battle went on before her eyes.

Finally, with lightning speed Dinky dodged one of Lyras attacks and gave the mint green unicorn a lethal strike to her side. Lyra stood still for a moment before falling to her knees and collapsing to the floor in a dramatic manner. Laying on the floor she slowly raised her hand towards Dinky You have bested me brave knight Dinkylot, and you have set my soul free at last.

Dinky gasped Were you under some kind of mental control?

Lyra coughed Yes, I was. But you stopped me. I cant thank you enough for that. Please, brave knight, promise me youll take care of this country. Promise me youll be a fair king and that youll take care of all the people that live here. Please.

Dinky held Lyras hand and said I swear upon my honor as a knight that Ill be the greatest, most awesome king theres ever been

Bon Bon and Lyra both snickered at Dinkys choice of words and after some seconds of silence, Lyras arm went limp and she slowly closed her eyes.

Bon Bon started applauding without even thinking about it. This startled both Lyra and Dinky, especially Lyra, whom stood up in an instant, her face as red as a tomato. H-Hey hun. Whats up? Lyra laughed nervously H-ho-how much did you see

Bon Bon was trying with all of her might not to start laughing out loud, when she regained her composure a bit she said Enough to say that you should seriously consider acting as your second job sweetie