I summon a mighty giant lizard! I counter it.

Well… ah cast a giant beasty thing. I got another counterspell.

Ugh. Fine. A giant wolf creature. Whelp. It resolves. Slap it down on the table.

Yer silly counterspells ain’t doin’ ya justice now, are they? No…

I just have an enchantment that permanently taps your wolfy thing.

Enjoy not doing anything with your giant creature.

I got 9 mana ready to go- got any spells left fer an 8/8 creature token?

What? Return to hand

Oh, look, that blue spell wiped all the cards off the board by happenstance! Good game- nice knowin’ ya!