“Seriously though, what is wrong with this movie!?

No, better yet, what is right with it!? I think that will be faster. This has to be one of the most unpleasant, disgusting, and just plain nonsensical movies I have ever watched in my life.

Does this make it bad? Not really. The acting is really good, the story is somewhat original, and I think it has a very unique aesthetic and sense of rhythm. Its just that the themes it touches and the way it touches them are messed up beyond all repair. This is one of those I cant forget about it and I wish I could” movies, that Im sure many people enjoy, but that sadly I just cant get into.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to empty my barf bucket, and take Miss Rarity out of the cinema. Shes enjoying this movie way too much.”