Parry: Aw shoot it’s, Godzilla. Just back away slowly

Claire: Ah, Mr. Parody. I didn’t see you there

Parry: Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Godzi I mean, Claire.

Claire: That’s Crystal Clarity to you.

Parry: Yes. Sorry. My bad.

Claire: So, Mr. Parody, is it true that you have a crush on my dear friend Candy? takes off his glasses

Parry: What? No! I mean kinda, I guess.

Claire: Mmhm. You know, I care deeply for my friends. And I wouldn’t like it if someone who I didn’t see fit were to end up with them

Parry: Well how voice crack

Claire: raises eyebrow

Parry: coughs How would you know?

Claire: I just know. Call it a sixth sense if you must. Or an instinct. lifts up his chin

Parry: Well, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m good. I’m aaaaaalll good

Claire: Hmmmm… I dunno

Parry: Are you like this with all people who show interest in your friends

Claire: Just the ones who have made a horrible first impression and haven’t given me a reason to trust them yet

Parry: Well what do you want me to do???

Claire: You’ll just have to figure that out now won’t you? Until you do….. turns his head to make him look at her watch your back

Parry: cries on the inside

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Parry is very scared of Claire so she milks it