I’m sorry, your princess is knot able to attend at the moment, we’ll have to suspend court. The timing is a bit ropey, I know, we hang our heads in shame at this misfortune. This was bound to occur at some point, it’s a shame it had to unravel today. It’s hard to harness the power of the sun when she’s in this sort of mood. Please feel free to belt out any inconveniences this may have caused, we’re listening. Oh, you just wanted to flog your old stuff to the princess? Truss me, she’s not interested.

I know, I really should show some restraint with my puns…