
Description:
In a welcome twist amid the ongoing revelations from the unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents, My Little Pony's fan-favorite character Derpy Hooves has been confirmed to have zero connections to the scandal. After dedicated bronies pored over the files, not a single reference to the clumsy, muffin-loving pegasus was found not to be in the Epstine files, and have not been found of any wrongdoing.