Colonel’s Log #7: Lilac Sky and Spring Step? Man, these girls used to watch my air show performances from the front row when they were little, and I just couldn’t pass up sliding into their booth and reintroducing myself! For reasons that I tuned out, these present-day sexy badasses had just been benched from the Cloudsdale cheer squad and were grabbing an ice cream to commiserate. No better time for me to lead in with my story.

They were awestruck at how I had absconded with my aircraft before my own dismissal could be formalized, and it wasn’t too hard to convince them to hitch a ride to my current haunt for more of the story. Once the subject of the tally marks came up (sans endings), Lilac got coy and hung back while Spring really got into it by getting naked right then and there! With the mood set, Spring earned her tally on my plane by virtue of enthusiastic dick-taking from yours truly. Lilac eventually got into the matching dress code, but it’s still a shame that she only watched.

Spring immediately went to wash off inside. Doesn't she know that old abandoned buildings have no running water!? I turned to Lilac and laid out the options - get on board for an immediate ride home or join her friend in getting stranded naked. She’d choose the first one…and it’d be the worse one. She’d find out that her clothes were thrown overboard on takeoff only after she had gotten out in a random field that was twice as far away from Cloudsdale! Sorry, Lilac. In spite of avoiding the Colonel’s “log”, you still got fucked! >:-)