"A Juicy Story"
from "Shop Talk"

Imitating the salon customers, the Little Ponies
gossip while doing each other's hair.

Clover:
Well, I've got a juicy story - just wait until you hear
Madame Per'cher'an once had a beau
Count Malfalosu was his name; she's got his picture in a frame
I think they were engaged once years ago
Patch:
So here's my juicy story - my neighbor dyed her hair
Instead of blonde, it turned an awful green!
Bon Bon:
I heard her hair fell out in clumps
Because she came down with the mumps
And now her family's under quarantine
Melody:
I heard a rumor that Dazzle has a boyfriend
He sings with the Cleveland Bays or so I heard
Bright Eyes:
At school you should have seen the boys
They jumped abound and made such noise
Poor Ms. Hackney misspelled a word
Clover:
Have you got a juicy story?
Starlight:
You know that stuck up pony who thinks that she's so smart?
Well heard today in math she got a 'D'
All:
To share these stories is such fun
It's fun to share with everyone
Gossip that's as juicy as can be
Oh, I am in my glory when I hear a juicy story
So long as it's not about me
So long as it's not about me