So do any of you remember those pony cartoons from 2011? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few months ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic pony fans. According to sources, its nothing special. Its just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of twilight walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out.

Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasnt the adorkable Twilight Sparkle weve come to love either, Twilight wasnt dancing, not even reading, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason her head tilted down as she kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Meghan McCarthy was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, she decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Lauren. When she had a digitized version up on her computer to look at the file, she noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Hasbro, and acquaintance of Ms. McCarthy herself)

After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Twilight walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasnt a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Twilights walking. And the dismal face of the pony was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Drab colors and greys were happening that werent part of the production bible at that point. Twilight face began to fall apart. her eyes rolled on the bottom of her chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and her curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of her face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Ms. McCarthy got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the drive holding the clip into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the happy music at the credits of the end of every episode with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heavent been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying Real suffering is not known 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Meghan McCarthy was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said the sights of hell bring its viewers back in. As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on youtube by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, its online somewhere under suicidepony.flv. If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Hasbro Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge.

Get back at me,

BD