Dear O-5 [REDACTED],

Today I learned that sometimes, you and your friends might find yourselves in a [DATA EXPUNGED] situation, where it feels like the only possibly outcome is complete and total [REDACTED]. I’ve learned that during times like these, we must NEVER forget the value of our SCP protocols, Class-D personnel and the magic of [REDACTED]. As long as we remember these things, and to NEVER let SCP-447 come in contact with a dead body, we’ll be just fine.

Your faithful Scientist,

[DATA EXPUNGED]