Twilight Sparkle writes her weekly report on what she has learned about friendship. This week, she has learned that someone took up two parking spots in the very full Crowne Plaza parking lot with his pickup truck during Furry Fiesta. She dealt with this by cutting the vehicle in half with a chainsaw (a magical unicorn chainsaw).

Twilight also learned that it's hard to draw Spike by using his figurine as a model, because it's in a quadrupedal pose that is out of character for him! He walks upright! Seriously, Hasbro, what the hell?

Rated mature for frightfully unponylike language.