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Page 342 – Smarmony Returns, Part 7Author: Digo
Guest Author’s Note: “There’s always that one player at the table who either doesn’t pay attention to the little details of the plan, or doesn’t care about the details. Of the two types at my table, apathy strangely ends in a fire twice as often as ignorance.”
Newbiespud’s Note: Have some optional viewing material.
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DM: Hold on, you have no spells left!<br/>
Trixie: True, but there’s a scroll of Baleful Polymorph in our treasure list. If the kid’s unconscious, she gets no save.
Nurse Redheart: So you’re going to turn the kid into a goldfish?
DM: Yeah, that’s still an alignment hit!
Trixie: Ah, but the spell says I can choose any small, one hit die creature.
DM: So what?
Trixie: So, I polymorph the kid into a filly Earth Pony. She’s small, one hit die, unarmed, and without magic to feed the phylactery, Cadenza dies. Game. Set. MATCH!
DM: But that’s… No!
Derpy Hooves: Brilliant, Trixie! Bravo!
Cheerilee: Did Trixie just win using Yu-Gi-Oh logic?
DM: Curse your evil spell cheese!
Zecora: Victory! Looks like we can break this phylactery!
Trixie: Zecora, NO! It’s still connected to her-<dead!><br/>
Zecora: Oops…<br/>
Cheerilee: Got any spells to fix stupidity?<br/>
Trixie: Yeah, one. I CAST FIST!!
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