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Page 340 – Smarmony Returns, Part 5Author: Digo
Guest Author’s Note: “My players once attacked each other because they couldn’t decide which guard to murder first at the entrance to a dungeon. My dungeon took the rest of the evening off.”
Transcript:
Derpy Hooves: Rolling the ivories!</rolls><rolls><br/>
Cheerilee: Wow, that’s a lot of freakin’ boxcars.<br/>
SFX: (KA-POW!!)<br/>
Derpy Hooves: 138 damage! I believe the colonial term is- ‘Boo-yah.‘<br/>
GM: That… That killed my dragon. You actually blocked a TPK.<br/>
Daring Do: Alright Trixie!<br/>
Trixie: Friendship truly is magic.<br/>
Cheerilee: So is rule abuse!<br/>
Zecora: Aside from the mad props, tell us GM, what are the loot drops?<br/>
GM: Well, in addition to this list of gems and magical items, you find Cadenza’s phylactery.<br/>
Daring Do: Sweet babies!<br/>
GM: Ah, but there is a catch! This small child is wearing it. The phylactery is feeding on her unicorn magic. If you destroy it, then the child dies!<br/>
Nurse Redheart: What’s the downside?<br/>
Cheerilee: Not cool, Red! The DM is trying to screw us over with yet another alignment hit!<br/>
Trixie: Yeah, I already got the word ‘geas’ tattooed on my butt.
