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Page 336 – Smarmony Returns, Part 1Author: Digo
Guest Author’s Note: “Beware the fury of a Game Master denied his triple-meat pizza, for rocks will fall and everyone will die.”
Newbiespud’s Note: This is the first in a whopping _seven_-part series. Enjoy!
Transcript:
GM: -And the dragon crushes Daring Do for 37 damage!
Daring Do: Ugh, medic!
Nurse Redheart: Kinda busy trying not to die over here. Didn’t you have three healing surges left?
Daring Do: Two words: Grim. Tooth.
GM: Cheerilee, take 29 damage from its fire breath.
Cheerilee: Fan-freakin’-tastic. Well, this fight is on track to yet another TPK.
Trixie: And this is why we don’t eat the GM’s slice of pizza.
Cheerilee: Like I knew he’d throw a freakin’ tantrum over it.
GM: I call it justifiable homicide! No jury in the world can convict me!
(silence)
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