"Aw, with how much you were running, it almost felt like you didn't want to help me celebrate helium day! But I can feel you poking into my belly well enough down there, I know that you just wanted to have a bit of fun before you wound up being my big, floaty blimp~

Now, just relax, and be sure to take some deep, deeeeep breaths~"

Apparently today was the day when helium was first discovered, and you know I couldn't skip out on celebrating! Especially with a couple tanks of my favorite fwhoompy gas, given it turns into so much of the fun floaty stuff when inhaled - now, won't you be a good balloon, and not squirm too much while I get this mask on you and the valve opened up fully?~