Transcript taken from SKETCHY SOUNDS, AFTER EIGHT, SLIGHTLY ECCENTRIC and SATURN

SS: “I can’t believe we actually did this. Didn’t we originally just plan for Princess Brit to be the one attacking the dragon?”

AE: “Nothing pertaining to fighting or warfare remember? Besides, It was the Princess rescued from the dragon in the story.”

SS: “By another dragon? Och! that little guy’s surprisingly heavy… Plus I swear ‘Her Highness’ isn’t as delicate as she looks…Glad I got all that kit off now. Something felt strangely wrong wearing that costume, but I cannae put ma hoof on it.”

AE: “Well at least you weren’t the one getting poked with a trident the whole time. Mr. Spike was getting rather enthusiastic…really couldn’t imagine why.”

SE: “I think you did great, guys! Especially since you had to get it altogether at short notice. It was nice of Miss Rarity to lend us the costume.”

SS: “Bit of a weird looking dragon.”

SE: “Looked ok to me.”

<Doorslam and galloping hooves>

SATURN: “Oh sweet Princesses-on-high everypony! Just look at these follower numbers. We just crossed the 642 mark.”

SS: “Woah.”

AE: “Seriously…for this little thing?”

SATURN: “Oh no, for what you put up earlier. Seems they really liked that little foal’s drawing thing. I tell you you’ve got to keep posting that when more come in. Tumblr users clearly can’t get enough of cute!”

AE: “Really but…it barely took any effort, we just posted and…”

SS: “Hey, don’t knock it. If we get nearly a hundred followers from one post then…well, I hate to say it but maybe everything is working out with Princess Brit after all.”

AE: “I…I guess so.”

SE: “Heh…kinda puts all this messing around with costumes into perspective. We might as well have not bothered…kinda ironic really.”

SS: “What do you mean?”

SE: “Well, from what I can gather. St. George’s day is rather an ignored holiday, even by the English. They don’t even get a day off for it.”

AE: “…You mean we went through all of that for…for…”

SE: “Very little gain. Yup. But, hay, I guess that’s how the cookie tumbles, huh? Heh heh…geddit? Tumbles…like crumbles only we’re on a tumblr so-”

<A pair of groans from two male voices>

AE: “Excuse me, there’s a wall I need to go and hit my head against.”

(Transcript ends here…Don’t worry guys, I know what it was that suddenly saw our followers sky rocket. A big thank you to Ask King Sombra for the signal boost. It really is a great blog and the mod is a wonderful…individual of unspecified gender. Go check them out if you aren’t already. It’s always good to have support in the pursuit of clarity -The Clarion Call.)