This Thanksgiving, be extra thankful for how special each and every one of your family members is. And no matter what peaceful choices they decide to make in life, whether it be a new career for work or a change in wardrobe, remember that they're still family.

That is the most hallmark-garbage trash I have ever written, but that was the only way I could justify this being related to Turkey time, other than joking about making a pilgrimage to land on her fupa.

Happy waddling!