Page 1809 - Six of a Kind
16th Feb 2023, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?

"Five aces? But there's only four in a standard deck! That means she was cheating at cards!"

...What do you think hiding extra cards on your person is, hypothetical straw man?
Transcript:
Tirek: Very well, then. I'll call your bluff. Let's see how this glamour stands up to *ALL THE MAGIC IN EQUESTRIA!!*
DM: Tirek fires an even more powerful arcane blast at you all; a beam of amalgamated stolen energy that can raze forests and level mountains. ...And it simply slides off the outer shell of your bubble.
Discord: Because of course it does.
Tirek: No... *No! NO NO NO NO NO!!!*
Discord: Oohoo! Was that him realizing I was right?
DM: Potentially!
Tirek: I... I have already rotted away in Tartarus for a thousand years, plotting my revenge! *I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE AWAY MY VICTORY!!*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, YOU'RE the one who picked a fight with colorful ponies, bud!
Pinkie Pie: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt!
Rarity: You made the fatal mistake of a thief – not quitting while you're ahead!
Twilight Sparkle: You were right the first time, Tirek! Like you said, I had aces tucked under my new wings! Five of them, in fact! Just remember: I have you a chance to reach an accord!