Me and my friends were playing the DRG board game, when I got into this unfortunate situation:
https://i.imgur.com/XOn9Zkb.jpg

Joking around, I said "Can you imagine what a face of utter terror poor Delly would have if she was in the guy's shoes?", and a friend jokingly said I should get it as a commission.

He might have been joking, but I liked the idea enough, to have it done! And yes, I know that is a praetorian, not an Oppressor, but the joke still stands. Poor horse. She will probably need to be picked up. Anyone? I swear she's not doing this just to get a drink of that beer the dwarfs carry around to pick up their downed team mates