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Inspector Mare (masked):
Like this one alicorn---she has the ability to manipulate TIME!! For all we know, we could be living in one of her alternate universes, doomed to be stuck in this Tartaric eternal doom scape !

Butler (sick):
Sounds like an odd bit of a tad stretch, don't you think Inspector?

Inspector Mare (masked):
Hmmm, you're right. They wouldn't be able to do that unless they come up with a special spell scroll to do that...

0:16
Inspector Mare (masked):
Apparently, there's a reference of an alicorn who has the ability to cast infernos! Unfortunately, SOMEpony also crossed out the important information and names of that alicorn with magic marker! I mean, seriously! It's like nopony respects books anymore!