Hitch Trailbalzer: SORRY! Can’t—-see—-while—bouncing!

Deputy Mare: Unless you have ABSOLUTE proof your mother is in danger, AND she's within our jurisdiction, that emoji is only worth dog-doo!

Butler: Uhhh, aren't YOU supposed to be the one burdened with the collection of proof, Officer?

Deputy Mare: Listen, I've seen a lot of missing pony cases. Most of the time, they either got drunk and lost, went off to see distant relatives without notifying their kin, or just plain forgot to keep in contact. We only investigate if the missing pony has a history of mental illness or is underneath the age of mare/stallion hood, just to save on rescue and research costs