Pipp Petals: But Izzy said the bloom only lasts a week! Which means—we’re already running out of time!

Deputy Mare: WHAT???!! We barely even past over a whole day!! We got PLENTY of time!

Butler: Don’t you understand, officer??!! We need to make this a FULL WEEK SPECIAL!! Gather as MUCH revenue as possible! I already ordered and subscribed tons of online advertising space, and now our commissioned artists are coming up with new ideas for ad posters, based on our Highness’ social media postings of this wondrous miracle of nature!

If even a half day is wasted with nothing to show for, it wouldn’t truly be a week-long event to advertise and host, would it?!

Professor: Last time I heard news about somepony rushing over festival preparations, everypony was posting videos about the nearly-expired barley lettuce-and-tomato sandwiches being served inside disaster survivor tents...

Inspector: Ugghh, don’t remind me of that ghastly sight! I wouldn’t even feed this to my ol’ dog, and he’s been known eat out from under his own tail!