Saffron the Reindeer knew not of gifts
From past, present, nor future,
But she certainly knew about the spiciest.
Now that is for sure!

On her trip to Ponyville, however,
To check on Twilight and friends,
Saffron found a stallion.
One she wanted without end!

A dorky fuzzy stallion
Roamed the Ponyville streets,
Giving festive cheer, thanks,
And delicious holiday treats.

Saffron knew it'd be odd,
And especially selfish,
To snatch herself a gift,
Without making a holiday wish.

But there was no way in heavens,
Not even in Hearth's Warming,
She'll let this silly pony go.
She won't go down without swinging!

So she plucked the stallion!
From the ground to the skies,
She had love and happiness,
Glistening from her purple gem eyes.

She hopped through towns and cottages,
Through many miles of snow,
Til they reached her little grove,
Decorated with cute mistletoes.

Love and snuggles were shared,
Filling up the once lonely grove.
Spicy meals and cookies were made,
All cooked from Saffron's stove.

Now as odd as it was,
Taken by this mare of glee,
The stallion didn't mind it at all,
Having loved this holiday cutie.

"Because after all,"
The stallion thought in the end,
"Who else will get the chance,

To be a floofy reindeer's holiday coltfriend?"

With how floofy Saffron is, it was only a matter of time before she became the fluffiest reindeer of Equestria!

Saffron Masala - Hasbro
Sketchy Dupe - Me :0c