Zalgo Pinkie was just walking around in the Equinox world when she bumped into another her. She was so happy to see that pony, so she took a look at her, and her mouth was so weird. It had a bunch of holes and stuff, her hair looked spiky, except she doesn't have tentacles coming from her back. Zalgo Pinkie was so excited to communicate with her! She murders other ponies, and her name is Zalgy Cake. Zalgo Pinkie wonders how she got "cake" in her name? Does she eat a lot of cakes? Zalgo Pinkie love cakes! Maybe Zalgy Cake and Zalgo Pinkie should eat cake together.