Miles and Niles of Cat and Fat #6

“Nile”stone Tallies:
CAT: 117 lbs (not including the 500lbs headstart I gave the Sphinx.)
PONY: 455 lbs

SP: (yawns) "Meh... this powerful being is getting bored AND tired. Wake me up when something DRAMATIC happens to my body. Okay?"
PP: "Check it out, Somny! We're all squishified now! Kind of like fresh gelatin, when you think about it. Huh?"
SM: "Hmmmmmm... I suppose so, Pinkie...."
RD: Umm, girls? A little help...? My groin is on display and it's so embarrassing...!"

Like before:
TEAM CAT will gain 12 lbs for every $3 usd donated. TEAM PONY will gain 18 lbs for every $3 usd donated.
(you can choose to go for either team, or even BOTH at the same time. It’s up to you!)
💲 SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR YOUR TEAM, HERE: ➡️ https://www.paypal.me/RupertBlueFox
(and when donating, name either team CAT, PONY, or BOTH, please)

Okay, y'all. I'm getting just a LITTLE bit concerned right now. This is already on the right-a-way to being the most underperformed Drive yet. And by the looks of it, Jinxy here is starting to lose her patience. She REALLY wants to dominate S. Equestria with lots of fat, but at this rate, it's likely not going to happen. There is STILL time, so what now? Is there ANY juice and hope left for EITHER team to take over the desert with their massive flab? Or will they all walk in shame before that goal would even be reached? That is up to YOU, the contributors, to decide!!!

(by the way, I'm in a money pickle right now, so this can also REALLY help me out... as a bonus.)