TL;DR - I added a throwable Cadence to my pony mod for RimWorld.

So, I've got a mod for RimWorld (see source for link) which adds a bunch of ponies as plushies your pawns can equip for a bonus depending on which pony it is. So Twilight will make pawns research faster, Applejack improves crop yield and harvest speed, Fluttershy makes you better with animals, and so on.

Cadence also exists as a plushie, but then I rememebered a certain episode in which she became a Crystal Heart-seeking missile with some help from her husband (who isn't in the mod, and won't be until I get some idea of what bonus(es) he could give).

With that in mind, I made Cadence available to use in game as a weapon; why I didn't think of this sooner, I'll never know.