“Hi. I’m Prism Pearl. I’m a test tube foal who‘s left hoofed, can stop time, and am a diagnosed psychopath. The best news I’ve ever heard was that I’m infertile. I have knives and psychic powers, and I’m Unicon’s smartest OC (as long as you don’t count BB-X). The undersides of my wings, my chest fluff, the insides of my ears, and my hooves are nacreous. If you show me a baby, I. Will. Kill you.”

She’s… complicated. And yes, Prism is my second smartest OC (which is actually a very high bar). Even without stopping time, her top speed is mock 100. One thing she didn’t mention was that she’s an <span class="caps">OCP</span> (my own version of <span class="caps">SCP</span>), has erogenous ears, and has 20/20.1 vision (DO <span class="caps">NOT</span> <span class="caps">TALK</span> TO <span class="caps">HER</span> <span class="caps">ABOUT</span> IT). She is one of my three left hoofed characters: Kaiser Star, Lucky “Tibbles” Charm, and Prism Pearl.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand she has a harem.