(At the Glamper, Twilight, Juniper, Lyra & Bonbon, and Keno are listening to Mikey singing a song on the guitar)

Mikey: (singing)

(They clap and cheer, except Twilight)

Twilight Sparkle: You know, Mikey, I don’t really understand why you like singing those cover songs you sing?

Bonbon: Cause their fun.

Lyra: And silly.

Twilight Sparkle: If I sang one of those cover songs, I’d sing one that was much more practical.

Juniper Montage: Well then, why don’t you?

Mikey: Yeah, Twi, you should definitely sing one! (Hands her the guitar)

Keno: Assuming you even know one?

Twilight Sparkle: As a matter of fact, I do know one… (starts playing)

(In a fantasy, their in a van, as Twilight sings)

[Twilight Sparkle]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

It lies atop a mound of snow

High in the hills where the cold winds blow

It’s the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo.

Come on!

Lyra & Bonbon: Yippee!

Twilight Sparkle: Let’s go!

Lyra & Bonbon: And see

[All]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

[Twilight Sparkle]

Our bags are packed and ready to go

lets-

[Twilight, Lyra, Bonbon, Mikey, and Keno]

Start the van and be gone

Start the van and be gone

Now our bags are all packed and we’re ready to go

Let’s start the van and be gone

Twilight Sparkle: Come on!

Mikey: Oh my!

Twilight Sparkle: Let’s go!

Keno: And spy!

[Twilight, Lyra, Bonbon, Mikey, and Keno]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

(Juniper hits the breaks)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oooh!

What’s that you say?

We can’t leave yet today?

You’ve just got an errand to run?

Juniper Montage: I’ve just got to stop at the bank.

[Twilight Sparkle]

You just have to stop at the bank?

Well, if you insist, I suppose

We can deal with a minor delay

[Lyra, Bonbon, Mikey, and Keno]

Deal with a minor delay

Mikey: Say, Twilight, who made this biscuit anyway?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I thought you’d never ask!

[Twilight Sparkle]

Sir James McNab of the Guild of Dough

He made the biscuit so long ago

And the people they travelled to see it glow

[All]

On the mountain of Zazzamarandabo

Twilight Sparkle: Come on!

(Juniper steps on the gas)

Mikey: Hurray.

Twilight Sparkle: Let’s go!

Keno: Hey!

[Twilight, Lyra, Bonbon, Mikey, and Keno]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

(Mikey taps Juniper and she stops the van again)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Ooooh, what is it now?

This isn’t the way

Mikey: I just need to stop for some goldfish food.

Twilight Sparkle: You don’t even have a goldfish.

Mikey: No, but I’m watching him for Fluttershy and I wouldn’t want him to go hungry. (Mikey leaves the van but comes back shortly.) Anybody need anything?

Bonbon: Maybe a venti half-caff vanilla hazelnut latte, hold the whip cream.

(Twilight bangs her head on the dashboard in frustration)

Lyra: And maybe one of those little chocolate covered grahm crackers?

(Later)

Keno: So, Twilight, what’s so great about this biscuit anyway?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you really want to know…

[Twilight Sparkle]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

Was lost to the world many years ago

Until my Great Uncle Archenbeau

Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough of the

[All]

Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo.

Twilight Sparkle: Come on!

Lyra: Oh, please!

Bonbon: Let’s go!

Twilight Sparkle: Don’t tease.

[All]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

(Keno points and Juniper stops the van again and he leaves)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Ooooh! Not again, it’s just not fair!

Keno: (comes back with a map) We’ve got to have a map!

Twilight Sparkle: A what?

Keno: A map.

Twilight Sparkle: A what?

Keno: A map.

All: Ooooh, a map.

(Twilight frowns at the four wall)

[All]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!

Twilight Sparkle: The joy!

Juniper Montage: The thrill!

Mikey: I think I spilled…

[Twilight Sparkle]

The Biscuit

The Biscuit

The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-

(Then run up, only to find that Snips and Snails have apparently eaten it)

Snips and Snails: (burps)

Twilight Sparkle: -bo…

Bonon: Uh oh.

(Twilight faints.)

Snips: Mmm, sausage gravy!

Snails: Yeah.

Juniper Montage: (reads the map) Huh, I might have made a wrong turn.

Twilight Sparkle: (sits back up and reads the plaque) The Biscuit of Doug? (gasp!)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Back to the van!

Back to the van!

It isn’t too late, let’s go!

So high in the hills where the cold winds blow

(They all hurry back to the van)

[All]

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo.

[Twilight Sparkle]

We’re almost there!

Oh, isn’t this great?

Mikey: Who needs to take a potty break?

All: (sans Twilight) Me!

Twilight Sparkle: Nooooooooo!

[Juniper, Lyra, Bonbon, Mikey, and Keno]

The biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

It lies atop a mound of snow

High in the hills where the cold winds blow

It’s the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!

(End of the fantasy, the group laughs)

Twilight Sparkle: (frowns) On second thought, I’ll just leave the silly cover songs up to Mikey.

Song “The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo” from Veggie Tales.

Juniper’s festival look recolor by BozzerKazooers

Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon