I’ve cooked up a solution with the knowledge I’ve accrued

They say a kitchen time saves nine

But I’m just saving two

I’ve gathered the ingrediants to make a time sorbet

There’s hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic!

Eye of the newt and cinnamon!

Watch as the matter turns to batter!

Open the portal, jump in!

Crude stew

Do you fear it, AppleBloom?

Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served upon a silver spoon

Toss a fig

And save the date and

Bread and butter

Chant and mutter

Marination, incantation,

Chocolate icing, timeline splicing,

Yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you’re hearing this it means we’re dead and gone

Please don’t bake a portal…