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Page 1410 – Disc Hijack
30th Jul 2020, 6:00 AMApparently I just have to let out a Strong Bad Emails reference every so often like a geyser.
And apparently my brain could come up with no other explanation for “why is Pinkie Pie’s proposed reception so much genuinely worse than the final product” than “clearly extortion, duh.“
Transcript:
Princess Cadance: Alright… Pinkie Pie… what do you have planned for the reception?
Pinkie Pie: Oh pony, it’s gonna be off. the. chain! Not to mention the hook, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon! I’ve got old dance records that I inherited from my granny…! I’ve got… board games! And Pin the Tail on the Pony! And you’ve got me as the MC! Which, hey, my resume speaks for itself.
DM: … Does it?
Rainbow Dash: Uh… Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?
Princess Cadance: That sounds great…! [*For a six-year-old's birthday party.*]
Pinkie Pie: Phew, I’m glad you like it! It was all I could get through the lockdown! Buuuuuut… if you’re saying that this royal shindig needs a little somethin’ somethin’… With an authorization from the royal treasury, I [*could*] hire a top-of-the-line DJ…!
Rarity: …You absolutely devious–
Rainbow Dash: Pfffthahaha! Nice. Well played, Pinkie.
Princess Cadance: Hmmm… Very well, bring in the most popular and beloved DJ in the city.
Pinkie Pie: Thank you!! Done and done!
Twilight Sparkle: “Beloved”…?
