“Seeee-ooh, pretty colors.

I think I I need to lay down and let my heal to brain-I mean, let my brain to heal, or whats left of it after watching this atrocity of a sub-product of a movie. I think the drill to my forehead hurt a lot less than watching this.

Seriously though, there are different kinds of bad. There is insulting bad, there is funny bad, there is awesome bad, and then there is boring bad. This movie is boring bad. Its only an hour and a half long, but it felt like a year. The animation is awful, nearly non-existent. The voice acting is horrible. There is no comedy. There is no sense of quality. And the fact that this movie was budgeted on sixty five million dollars infuriates me to no end. Sharknado was bad, yes, but that movie had a budget of a quarter of a million. How do you waste all that money on something so awful!?

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need an aspirin. A really big aspirin.”