Let the .GIF load in its entirety before you attempt to play! <del>Its absolutely gigantic, so please be patient!</del> Now optimized!

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This is what happens when Im bored. I put a spin on the whole birthday game concept by removing the birthdays and putting the whole thing in a roulette instead.

If you’re using Firefox or IE, press ESC to stop it. Otherwise, take a screencap.

I couldnt put in too many options (as you can tell, Im already pushing it, basically), so I threw in a couple of wildcards. For the rest, I hope imagination is sufficient.

The text moves fast, so thats why its under a seizure warning spoiler.

Have fun with it!