Page 1305 – Them’s Dicin’ Words, Part 4

Author: Paper Shadow

Guest Author’s Note:

“This comic is dedicated to the Kenku of 5th Edition. They have the ability to replicate any sound they hear, but unable to talk normally. This promotes clever ideas of how to best use your mimicry to accomplish your goals and communicate to your allies. But lore-wise, Kenku are suppose to not have even the faintest spark of creativity. Naturally, any Kenku player will just go ‘No’ and play as creative as they want to.

I’m sure Kobolds who do not wish to grovel, cower, and beg to use the racial trait Grovel, Cower, and Beg feel the same way.

I don’t know if Pom is Scottish or not, but it’s fun so she is here.”

Arizona (TS): Ooh, a sheep! I wasn’t expecting to see one considering their lore.

Pom: You mean the lore that says all sheep are cowards who are too afraid to even voice their own opinions and don’t act without voting on it, resulting in unanimous decisions on the first thing proposed? I dinnae care for it. And I’ve chosen to ignore it.