Diamond Tiara, asking you to be her valentine? Don’t make her laugh _{nervously because she’s been found out.} The very idea _{gives her butterflies.} She would never even consider looking at someone like you that way _{because her eyes are drawn to you all on their own.} Spoiled really thinks she would ask this pathetic specimen _{meaning cranky, she just didn’t specify} something like that? Ha! Not in a million years. _{but definitely asking today and every day until valentine’s day because she really wants you to say yes.}

Seriously, does anyone have ideas for a tag I can give these valentines? I’m thinking “love from lasty” or something.