I’m sure we’ve all heard of the stuff going around known as ‘Fun Paste™’, but did you know that there’s a better alternative? That’s right! Evan’s Expansion Elixir is for when you need those _ass_-ets expanded in time for that big presentation at work.

Whilst Fun Paste™ will only affect the user’s belly and boobs, Evan’s Expansion Elixir (Triple E!) has an extra ingredient that is guaranteed to expand the users belly, boobs, and butt in no time at all!

**Disclaimer:* I am not responsible for any unwanted/excessive expansion caused to not reading the manual.

[**Taking] more than one dose within a seven (7) day period will lead to excessive expansion, and may or may not lead to wardrobe malfunctions, torn clothes, and knocked over knick-knacks.