How the Princess and the Beast became reading buddies

“So you’ve made this pyramid your evil lair?! Well, I’m here to defea—”

(Pic happens)

“The important thing is you’re here! I haven’t had visitors in years! Come on in; I’ll make nachos!”

“Wait, what?!”

“Oh, you don’t like nachos?”

“No, I do, just, I… Aren’t you the sphinx who oppresses ponies and demands all their food?”

“Hah! That was like 1000 years ago! You didn’t do stupid stuff in your teens?”

“Well…”

“Hey, you can tell me all about it when when we’re eating! So I got beans, cheese, onions, jalapeños, salsa, guacamole, well, is there anything you don’t like?”

“I… uh… just go easy on the cheese… please.”