When the crypt doors creak

And the tombstones quake

Spooks come out for a singing wake

Happy haunts materialize

And begin to vocalize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Now don’t close your eyes

And don’t try to hide

Or a silly spook may sit by your side

Shrouded in a daft disguise

They pretend to terrorize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon climbs high o’er dead oak tree

Spooks arrive for the midnight spree

Creepy creeps with eerie eyes

Start to shriek and harmonize

Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell

Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell

Restles bones etherealize

Rise as spooks of every size

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

Muhahahahahahaha!